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Guess who's back...... back again....

Alcatraz — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:24:33 GMT

So, guess who is back currently getting prepared to wreck face. Oh yes... you know who I'm talking about..... NONE OF US ARE PREPARED.

Also.... with that in mind: It obviously isn't me, still playing lulul.

Cisco Says New Router to "Forever Change the Internet": The Question Is 'When?'

Trick — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:13:18 GMT

Editor's note: Cisco made headlines today announcing a next generation router that will revolutionize the internet by increasing downloads to unheard of speeds. The Cisco press release makes the following claims about the CRS-3 router: It enables the entire printed collection of the Library of Congress to be downloaded in just over one second; every man, woman and child in China to make a video call, simultaneously; and every motion picture ever created to be streamed in less ...

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Trick — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:57:10 GMT

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Tim Burton and "Wanted" director Timur Bekmambetov are teaming to bring the new novel "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" to the big screen. The book, written by Seth Grahame-Smith, was released Tuesday by Grand Central Publishing. Burton and Bekmambetov are not attached to direct, but will produce the adaptation with Jim Lemley. The trio first collaborated to produce the animated fantasy "9" with Focus Features released last ...

Sony: "Do not use your PS3"

Trick — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 23:13:25 GMT

Sony: "Do not use your PS3" until glitch is fixed Got an older, "fat" PlayStation 3 console? Can't get it to connect to the PlayStation Network? Well, Sony knows about the bug and says it's working on a solution; in the meantime, though, Sony is warning that you "do not use your PS3."Millions of PlayStation 3 owners worldwide (myself included) started noticing Sunday that their consoles weren't connected to the PlayStation Network, Sony's online hub that ...

Review: Endless Ocean: Blue World

J1NX — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:47:22 GMT

You may think that a game like Endless Ocean: Blue World won't appeal to you at all. The first Endless Ocean was a glorified diving simulator which led some people to complain that it wasn't a game at all. I was right there with you guys; I could barely muster up the interest to slip the disc into my Wii. A title centered on diving was so out of my gaming wheelhouse that I thought I'd hate every blue-tinted minute of it. I don't even like seafood. I was wrong. Let me put it in game ...

Big Brother wants your DNA...

Aceofspades — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:03:35 GMT

this actually severely creeped me out because not only is it an invasion of privacy, i might have a kid out there they can trace back to me... >_>

http://www.texastribune.org/stories/2010/feb/22/dna-deception/

Omg, i wonder if Al Gore will get in trouble for this?

Aceofspades — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 07:13:33 GMT

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,587667,00.html Pretty much the jist of the story is about a 7 month old who got shot, and lived 3 days with a bullet stuck in her. (the good part) Apparently both her parents were sooo terrified about global warming, they decided to kill both their kids and themselves. Well luckily for the daughter, they missed her vitals. But what i am curious about is if that fag Al Gore, for stiring up shit about "Global Warming", is going to get any sort of ...

Magic the Gathering: Worldwake

Alcatraz — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:33:22 GMT

Magic the Gathering: Worldwake Second Installment of the Zendikar Series Released February 5, 2010 In Worldwake, we finally see "A World Enraged" as the land itself takes up arms to fight back the ever growing strength of the warring factions.Once again we fall before the brute strength of the landfall ability as we are pushed to the very edge against all shapes and sizes of creatures. Death defying krakens, land-rich elementals, blood-thirsty vampires, and war-hungry kazuul all fight ...

Review: Aliens vs Predator

J1NX — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:56:51 GMT

I have to admit that I've been struggling with how to review this game. With some games, you can immediately say "it's good" or "it's bad." Aliens vs. Predator, however, is not one of those games. It's tempting to lay out the elements of the game, measure them against how well other games do similar things and then determine a score based on the difference. Many other sites review their games in just this way, based on things like graphics (they suck), story (meh), voice acting (heard ...

Enfold Darkness

Alcatraz — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 19:43:02 GMT

Any of you guys ever heard of them? I found this song to be pretty fucking badass. Going to look into some more of their stuff later.

Evil Genius Inc.

J1NX — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:41:47 GMT

Good morning Gamers! After the first week of strips I wanted to poll the residents of our fair boards and introduce you to the characters you have seen so far. First of all, there are the zombies. The Zombies Zombies are the very first henchmen that most aspiring evil doers end up with as they are normally very easy to deal with and highly expendable. This lot however seem to be defective and tend to disagree with their master's plans. The spokesman for the zombies is named Dead ...

Review: Dante's Inferno

J1NX — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:58:20 GMT

When I first heard about Dante's Inferno, I was like, "What the hell? I had to read that in college. How are they making a game about it?" Then when publicity stunt after stunt was pulled, I figured that the game must have sucked and that EA was compensating by throwing lots of marketing money at it. I was convinced that there was no way the designers at Visceral Games could make a playable game out of some 14th century Italian literature and, if they did, it wouldn't be very good. Well, ...

Not gunna lie, this looks interesting

Aceofspades — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 07:17:56 GMT

i think the topic is self explanatory

Preview: StarCraft II

J1NX — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:30:58 GMT

If you have ever spent any length of time with Blizzard's seminal 1998 RTS StarCraft, then the first time you sit down to a game of StarCraft II will feel like greeting an old friend all over again. Your friend may be older and wiser, he may have learned a few new tricks and may have changed over the years since you last saw him, but he's still unmistakably the same person he was an age and a half ago. There is no mistake: This is StarCraft. I have put hours upon hours into the StarCraft ...

Chuck Norris Botnet Uses Fists To Break Routers

J1NX — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:32:06 GMT

A botnet named after Chuck Norris has been using roundhouse kicks and password guessing to take control of your router, and steal your girlfriend. Researchers in the Czech Republic have discovered a piece of malware that has been taking control of routers with the Linux operating system. Masaryk University's Institute of Computer Science in Brno, Czech Republic, dubbed the malware and its botnet after the American martial artist because of a line of code in it which reads, "in nome di Chuck ...

Scam Emails

Alcatraz — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 21:33:21 GMT

We are unsure of how many other people will be getting these emails but you all should be informed as soon as possible. The email is normally in the format of "Oh, we use a "white hat" method that is sure to not get your website banned! Email me back... blah blah blah." Though I doubt the majority of you have rocks for brains, be aware that these are private message scammers currently accessing our site and you should not respond to them. Simply delete the message and move on with your ...

Bring Amberlamps!

Alcatraz — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:30:26 GMT

Somewhat NSFW due to language.... don't play over loud speakers. Funniest shit I've seen in a long time.

back in black

Darth_Kitsune — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 22:40:10 GMT

thanks to my brah J1NX i am back up and running once again, getting all my shit set back up and then getting ready for game tonight im gonna need vent info, Also teh new rig shall be built soon and it needs a name, put all suggestions in this thread.

D&D 4E: A Plague on the House of Mortals

J1NX — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:33:03 GMT

Running 01/03/10 - 08/29/10! System: Dungeons & Dragons: 4th Edition Setting: Faer�n Background: The world of Faer�n is in a rebuilding phase after the fallout associated with the high wizard of Thay's attempt at a ritual to make himself a god. Even with the war torn world having to restructure, there is still time for rejoicing as only mortals can. Yae, though it cannot last forever. With the sudden disappearances of villagers the people are always at their guard to stave off what ...

Damned lazy animators...

J1NX — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 02:40:54 GMT

I think the images of Teen Titans Villain Mumbo and Superhero Freakazoid speak for themselves.

Tell me I'm not the only one that sees it.