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1 Fucking up Twilight on 11/18/2009, 5:42 pm

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So the kind Anon's at our beloved /b/ have been thinking up ways to fuck up the premier of the new twilight movie coming out. Ideas have ranged from shouting random shit, to stink bombs, to fucking loud speakers.... this idea though is by far the fucking greatest. Quoted for great justice:


"Sit down, watch movie...half way through when it is silent pretend to answer phone, scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT PATTINSON IS DEAD!?"
"THE WHOLE OF THE CAST?!" "A SHOOTOUT?!" pretend to cry, exit.


I think we do need to fuck up this premier... I may do the stink bomb one.


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2 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/18/2009, 5:44 pm

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This is also ingenius:

See what you do is take a jar full of moths, eh? And you open the lid, and, the moths will go to the projector. And, the
whole movie will be like, ruined. Beauty eh?


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Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

3 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/18/2009, 5:45 pm

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And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. -Anderson

Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

4 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 11:19 am

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No response to any of this? I didn't expect this thread to be so dead... especially with Hawk trying to get his posts up.


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Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

5 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 12:24 pm

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no one cares about Twilight

6 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 12:53 pm

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Your answer is cold, heartless, and full of angst. I hope you are happy!


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Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

7 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 3:48 pm

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the only reason i would even consider watching this is because the main chick... i have no idea what her name is, posed for peta the other day...
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/11/09/twilight-makes-me-happy/
and supposedly shes supposed to be going topless in her new movie "Welcome to the Rileys"

http://www.facebook.com/sexytoastking

8 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 4:46 pm

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Well thank christ for that.

To be honest if it wasn't for the extremely toned down obviously borderline adults only story. Seriously, if there was more blood and death mixed with scenes of a sexual nature (not Watchmen ackward 30 minute sex scene, but still) it would be more interesting.

It is, without the teenage angst and abstinence, a movie damn near built for me and other like me. It's like they took a really good story and twisted its balls off.

But that's just my 2 cents.

-EDIT

Ok, so I spell abstinence so rarely I had to google to spell check myself....and after posting I saw a pic that came up on the same page as the word definition.



Last edited by J1NX on 11/19/2009, 4:54 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : Had to add this...)


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9 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 7:33 pm

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Haha. They had to do alot of photo shop on that image to make her hot though. Colin didn't you say that someone told you that the main dude (Edward?) is supposed to die in the next one? Ill go see it just to see all the pre teens QQ their fucking eyes out

10 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/19/2009, 10:15 pm

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I probably was the one that told you... but I was told by someone that had actually read the book that that is not actually what happens.


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Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

11 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/20/2009, 2:30 am

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GAY

12 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/20/2009, 11:13 am

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I know... sad day for me when I heard that... I really wanted to see some demented vampire death, followed by the newborn abomination eating the mothers placenta and then killing her.


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And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. -Anderson

Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

13 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/20/2009, 2:30 pm

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14 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/21/2009, 2:30 pm

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My girlfriend likes the series.. I abhor it. But, she also likes True Blood, and we watch it together. Fun stuff.

And side note, in one of the books, the main girl and Edward have sex for the first time. She wakes up in pain, her pillow is torn up, and the headboard is broken. Thats actually not too shabby.

15 Re: Fucking up Twilight on 11/21/2009, 2:30 pm

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