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Fucking up Twilight on 11/18/2009, 5:42 pm
Alcatraz
Administrator

So the kind Anon's at our beloved /b/ have been thinking up ways to fuck up the premier of the new twilight movie coming out. Ideas have ranged from shouting random shit, to stink bombs, to fucking loud speakers.... this idea though is by far the fucking greatest. Quoted for great justice:
"Sit down, watch movie...half way through when it is silent pretend to answer phone, scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT PATTINSON IS DEAD!?"
"THE WHOLE OF THE CAST?!" "A SHOOTOUT?!" pretend to cry, exit.
I think we do need to fuck up this premier... I may do the stink bomb one.
"Sit down, watch movie...half way through when it is silent pretend to answer phone, scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROBERT PATTINSON IS DEAD!?"
"THE WHOLE OF THE CAST?!" "A SHOOTOUT?!" pretend to cry, exit.
I think we do need to fuck up this premier... I may do the stink bomb one.
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