The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

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The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

Post by J1NX on Wed 19 Mar 2008, 10:04 am

The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

10) Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
9) She's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years running.
8 ) When asked for her phone number, she gives it in hex.
7) Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
6) Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.
5) Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez!" 295 times during the movie The Net.
4) Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
3) His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons.
2) Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear, "Good Morning, Mr.
President."
1) You hear her murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa now, Professor
I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"

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Re: The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Wed 02 Apr 2008, 11:51 pm

Beautiful sir. Beats the 5 signs to look for in a terrorist list.
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Re: The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

Post by J1NX on Sun 11 May 2008, 11:42 pm

I have a great article to post here tomorrow....its on my work computer where I am praised for my hack-a-delic skilz

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Re: The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 29 Jul 2008, 8:44 pm

OMG.... That's fucking awesome.
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Re: The Top Ten Signs Your Coworker Is a Computer Hacker

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 12:28 pm

one sign they missed.

0) They insist to everyone that zero is a valid number to count with.

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