I choose you....J1NX-izard!......seriously?

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I choose you....J1NX-izard!......seriously?

Post by J1NX on Tue 26 Jan 2010, 8:55 am

I am a geek, this much is certain, but now it makes me feel a little dirty to be part of a demographic that can be turned into hard shelled candy.
You see, dorks evolve into nerds who evolve into geeks.
This is part of the product description for a new candy at Think Geek. Caffinated Geeks Candy, promises to be full of...
..that magic dust that helps give geeks their powers.
I would like to take a moment to dispel this myth. Geeks such as myself are not given power overwhelming simply by ingesting a few plant extracts. True geek power comes...sigh...from a monkey god in Sri Lanka.

Of course now that I've revealed the secret, I may end up being scraped to death by old retainers as the structure of the geek counter-culture falls apart. Thor be with me.



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