There once was a guy named Pat....

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There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by J1NX on Sat 26 Jan 2008, 9:26 pm

....who planned a party that was supposed to be all that.
It kept being put off,
And now I'm ready enough,
Now I want to know where this party is at.



I know the rhyme scheme is off, but fawk it.

~J1NX OUT~

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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Trick on Tue 29 Jan 2008, 12:25 am

lol that is really funny
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Guest on Tue 29 Jan 2008, 9:20 pm

Yeah, a party, sounds like fun. I need to return your chair...
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Guest on Wed 27 Feb 2008, 1:31 pm

Limericks eh?

There once was a girl names brook
who called her pussy a nook
it was so deep and wide, you could crawl up inside
with a nice easy chair and a book.
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Guest on Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:54 pm

Let me know if these following words spark any interest when put in the context of a party...

Strobe light(s)
Black light(s)
High powered music system with two giant Peevey speakers
Techno music
Rave dancing
Glow sticks
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by J1NX on Thu 28 Feb 2008, 5:07 pm

I think I need to come over shellshot.....that is my kind of party

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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Fri 29 Feb 2008, 8:23 pm

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I spell word with a three
Name's MC
Other rappers flow weak
Like window unit AC's

Latinas on my cookie
Japanese on they knees
I love all the ladies
As long as they eighteen

I got bling up the ying
A plethora of Porsches
I'll say anything
'Cause my mouth is remorseless

Even the source says
My hip hop's a vortex
Leave horseheads on doorsteps
My mic checks cost Corvettes

The strobe light explodes white
As I step on the floor
The barkeep knows the code
So he throws me a Stroh's

Weak MC's decompose
'Cause they know I can flow
Like Wesell comma Zam
Through Coruscant corridors

Humidors filled with stoges
Filled with dro
Like Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh
Is filled with the word bro

fawk the lexicon of octagons
I'm all about go
These amateurs got catheders
I'm all about pro's, 'bout pro's.

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

I'm lit like a branch davidian
Or what's left of the lithium
In Cobain's cranium
I fill Wimbly Stadium

Once bitten, twice shy
Call it pyromania
When I roll up in Kashyyyk

I roll three Jedi's deep
The fleet of peeps that I creep
All got vest's underneath

There's no need to believe
In the heat that I keep
Or the swears that I *bleep*
Of the heiresses I freak

It's embarrising to me
I'm like kerosene it seems
Or D-R-E-W B with incendiary schemes
Blowin' up, makin' cream

I am just like Howard Dean
When I scream
I get red
I get mean

Can't believe you be buying
What I be shucking and jiving
fawk it if I am the next big thing
With promotional tie-ins

I am just cartoon making rapper
You think I'm lying
Everybody bust a move
Like it is that rave in Zion

My self aggradizing and deprecation
Keeps 'em guessing
Call my venus flytrap
'Cause my DJ's Howard Hessman

Word 'em up, yo
Word 'em up, yo
I just let the rap game
Out of a choke hold

MC Chris ownz
I wanna go to an MC Chris show
But he doesn't tour, so in the meantime
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by J1NX on Sat 01 Mar 2008, 4:56 pm


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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Trick on Mon 03 Mar 2008, 9:53 pm

Bitch press A!! PRESS A!!!!
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by J1NX on Sun 11 May 2008, 11:43 pm

Don't you come in this shit like you know what the fawk is going on.....I'm Darth Kyle....formerly Kyle McKlokinbawls....and this is the Imperial Senate.

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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 31 Jul 2008, 5:24 pm

Bitch this aint a cut scene! PRESS A!!!! PRESS A!!!!!!
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Guest on Fri 01 Aug 2008, 9:23 am

ROFL, this man understands
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Re: There once was a guy named Pat....

Post by Alcatraz on Fri 01 Aug 2008, 12:07 pm

Nah, just pretending too....
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