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Post by Alcatraz on Wed 06 Aug 2008, 3:19 pm

Ok, so this is why I despise houston... to many fawking mexican families bringing their little 3 year old daughters to Batman!

Damnit I paid to go enjoy a movie, not miss half of the dialogue because some stupid mexican baby is running up and down the isle, SCREAMING at the top of her lungs, and crying, and every time the joker shows up shes saying "JOKERS BAD! JOKERS BAD!" Now normally, if a baby cries, the parent tries to silence it, correct? And then if the baby doesnt stop, the parents will step outside, its just part of being a parent. INSTEAD however, the parents decided to ignore it, and continue to "watch" the movie, and I say the term "watch" lightly, because it must have been hard to focus with this kid.

Then, to top it all off, there must have been at least 3 people in the theater TALKING on their damn cell phones. NOT texting, fawking talking! A lady gets enough of it and decides to randomly start cussing at these bastards doing it, and leaves in a hot rage. I gotta say, I have never wanted to stab babies as much as I did tonight. I wanted to enjoy a good cinematic adventure, with laughs, smiles, and a possible shiver down my spine. INSTEAD I get a mexican baby, and some cell phones whores.

What does this all lead to you ask?

Hey J1NX, wanna hook me up with a copy of "The Dark Knight"?


That is all.

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Re: Batman Bust

Post by J1NX on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 7:42 am

If you can convince a moderator to move this thread to Pirate's Life then I will work on it for you. Requests don't belong in CR.

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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 07 Aug 2008, 2:34 pm

lol didnt mean it to be a request, meant it to be a rant, I really dont want you to get me the movie, just though it would be funny to hint to you being the master of tech and downloads or whatnot. =P
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Aceofspades on Sat 06 Sep 2008, 10:42 am

see when i first saw the dark knight, everyone in the theather kept laughing.... at everything... it started pissing me off because when it was a serious moment, they laughed. like when kirsten dunst was killed i rejoiced (just because i cant stand her) but everyone else laughed. then the next time i saw it, everyone was quiet. it was fu*king amazing!
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by HematiteBones on Tue 09 Sep 2008, 3:24 pm

That wasn't Kirsten Dunst. It was the incredible hotness that is Maggie Gyllenhaal. Far superior.

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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Darth_Kitsune on Tue 09 Sep 2008, 3:36 pm

HematiteBones wrote:It was the incredible hotness that is Maggie Gyllenhaal. Far superior.



i would have to agree
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Aceofspades on Tue 09 Sep 2008, 6:57 pm

wow... really?! it looks soo close too!
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by HematiteBones on Wed 10 Sep 2008, 1:42 am

Psh.

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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Aceofspades on Thu 11 Sep 2008, 11:58 am

i meant facial wise... ew
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by J1NX on Mon 15 Sep 2008, 10:42 am

I'm sorry, but if Kirsten dunst came up to me and said "Can you hold onto these for a minute." And plopped her boobs in my hands I'd probably knee her in the testicles and tell her to stop picking fights with comic book movies.

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Post by Aceofspades on Mon 15 Sep 2008, 12:10 pm

lol, that is a true epix comic book tale!
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 12:41 pm

Aceofspades wrote:lol, that is a true epix comic book tale!

....then I'd shoot her with my webbing ~.O

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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:48 pm

J1NX wrote:
Aceofspades wrote:lol, that is a true epix comic book tale!

....then I'd shoot her with my webbing ~.O

I bet that's what you say to all the girls!
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Re: Batman Bust

Post by Guest on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:53 pm

And they say, "Are you sure that's just webbing?"
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Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:02 pm

Khan Temujin wrote:And they say, "Are you sure that's just webbing?"

and I said "Thats no crack whore....thats my wife!!"

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