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1 Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 12:37 am

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So after my experience at the school today I went out with a few friends and was introduced to Cardinal's sister (I think I met her before, but meh) and JK's friend Smitty.

Now I normally am nice, but very rarely get along completely with people the first time I meet them. Smitty broke my rule. lol

Within seconds the two of us were talking about how if we stood too close to each other we would collapse into a neutron star of concentrated awesomeness that would usher in the end of mankind. I think I may have found a replacement for Al (lol) as my new favorite brother.

Seriously we hit it off crazy well and I may end up trying to drag him along to different shit to see how he interacts with the group, either way I want to get him on here. I know a man with my taste in food, clothes, women, and above all tasteless humor can't possibly anything but the fat antichrist to my fat jesus.

We may have finally found my evil twin.....or good twin.....I'll let you all be the judge.

-J


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2 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 12:48 am

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J1NX wrote: I think I may have found a replacement for Al (lol) as my new favorite brother.

-J



THE YEARS OF PROGRAMMING, OF TUTORING, OF NEEDLESS SLAVE INDENTURE.... AND NOW THIS?!?!

I'm seceding from this damn union.


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3 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 12:51 am

J1NX


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All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.


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4 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 12:53 am

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J1NX wrote:All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.


Yea, ill be sure the smack is laid.


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And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. -Anderson

Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

5 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 12:55 am

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Alcatraz wrote:
J1NX wrote:All it means sir is that when you come back, you need to assert your dominance.

Put the man in his place. Remember Rule #13.


Yea, ill be sure the smack is laid.


No, smacking is rule 18 lol


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"I have a special gift, I can take your pain away. The wicked will inherit it, I torture them this way. It is a modest power, but with it I do great things. I am the angel of retribution, pray you never see my wings."
http://flavors.me/j1nx

6 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 1:02 am

Alcatraz


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I drive now.... I'll be doing the running over. Be Prepared.


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And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. -Anderson

Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

7 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 1:07 am

J1NX


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Tough titty sir, if you are going to the concert with me then I am driving lol

You've never driven in Dallas traffic.....let alone in Dallas!


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http://flavors.me/j1nx

8 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/19/2008, 7:55 am

0pp0siti0n


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J1NX wrote:Tough titty sir, if you are going to the concert with me then I am driving lol

You've never driven in Dallas traffic.....let alone in Dallas!
Dallas sucks, you'd die Sir Al.
And grats on finding your long lost... soulmate?

9 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/22/2008, 2:47 pm

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Wow, I never thought I'd land this one on you, but..


PIHB?

10 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/22/2008, 2:52 pm

0pp0siti0n


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Winterbane wrote:PIHB?

Place In Hand Bitch?
Put In Holder Bitch?
Please Insert Hotdog Bitch?
Pat Is Holding Beer?!

11 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/22/2008, 2:55 pm

Winterbane


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Yeah, all of the above, really.

12 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/22/2008, 3:43 pm

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Winterbane wrote:PIHB?


is that some kinda crazy ass reference to buttsex?


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13 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/23/2008, 12:31 pm

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Buttscratcher!

http://www.facebook.com/sexytoastking

14 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/23/2008, 3:14 pm

J1NX


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Aceofspades wrote:Buttscratcher!



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"I have a special gift, I can take your pain away. The wicked will inherit it, I torture them this way. It is a modest power, but with it I do great things. I am the angel of retribution, pray you never see my wings."
http://flavors.me/j1nx

15 Re: Today I met Smitty... on 10/23/2008, 3:33 pm

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See J1NX, this is why we are brothers.

The first thing I even thought about when I saw Toast's post, was this family guy. I was just to enthralled with Fable II to respond lol


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And now O kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the Son lest He grow angry, and ye perish in the way for His wrath may quickly kindle. -Anderson

Quoth the Raven: Deuces Bitches!

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