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Post by 0pp0siti0n on Sun 30 Nov 2008, 10:44 am

An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

Also, its snowing outside. Supposed to get 4 to 6 inches. Now, I lived in Tyler since 1985, and some of you will know that since then, its snowed a total of about.. 4 times. This is the first time I've actually seen true snow.. What the hell do I do?
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by HematiteBones on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 9:39 am

0pp0siti0n wrote:An effort to deceive, overwhelm, or persuade with insincere talk, especially flattery.

Also, its snowing outside. Supposed to get 4 to 6 inches. Now, I lived in Tyler since 1985, and some of you will know that since then, its snowed a total of about.. 4 times. This is the first time I've actually seen true snow.. What the hell do I do?


Snow cave. Build a snow cave. http://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave

They are so warm and cozy and wonderful. And then you can ambush people with snowballs.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Guest on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 10:16 am

I would've said build a snow fort, but a cave could be cool. As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by HematiteBones on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 12:38 pm

Khan Temujin wrote:As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

I like you.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by J1NX on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 1:43 pm

Khan Temujin wrote:I would've said build a snow fort, but a cave could be cool. As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

My first snow experience was far back beyond the dark days, when I was not the god that you all know me as now. I was, but for the wings, a little angel with a heart so warm it melted the ice around me. I built a sled from giant pieces of ice and packed snow and attempted to do the most daring thing I had done to that point. I raced down a nearly vertical hill at break neck speed and slid for about 25ft atop the ice and water until I skidded to a stop in the middlee of our half frozen lake. I sat out in the lake for a few minutes before getting scared and attempting to crawl back. All seemed well until I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes, smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel Air.

=^_^=

BTW...it's snowing in Tyler.

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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by HematiteBones on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 2:53 pm

J1NX wrote:

BTW...it's snowing in Tyler.

::skeptical face::

I don't believe you.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Alcatraz on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 3:47 pm

HematiteBones wrote:
J1NX wrote:

BTW...it's snowing in Tyler.

::skeptical face::

I don't believe you.

I don't believe him either.

Pics or GTFO, J1NX
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by J1NX on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 4:33 pm

Alcatraz wrote:
HematiteBones wrote:
J1NX wrote:

BTW...it's snowing in Tyler.

::skeptical face::

I don't believe you.

I don't believe him either.

Pics or GTFO, J1NX

1) It has stopped now.

2) You misquoted anon and that is not a happy thing

3) After working in a photo lab where we make fun of the people in east texas that take pictures of the snow.....I won't be that person.

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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Alcatraz on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 7:20 pm

haha... touche first
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 8:41 pm

J1NX wrote:After working in a photo lab where we make fun of the people in east texas that take pictures of the snow.....I won't be that person.
Well.. can you describe it to me?
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 9:28 pm


Picture irrelevant to current topic.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by scaramunga on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 9:54 pm

0pp0siti0n wrote:
J1NX wrote:After working in a photo lab where we make fun of the people in east texas that take pictures of the snow.....I won't be that person.
Well.. can you describe it to me?
Pics or it didn't happen.


I hate to think J!NX was actually trying to pull a snow job on us, to snow job...that he is Snow Job.

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I totally went there.

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Madre de Bios.

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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Mon 01 Dec 2008, 10:06 pm

scaramunga wrote:
0pp0siti0n wrote:
J1NX wrote:After working in a photo lab where we make fun of the people in east texas that take pictures of the snow.....I won't be that person.
Well.. can you describe it to me?
Pics or it didn't happen.


I hate to think J!NX was actually trying to pull a snow job on us, to snow job...that he is Snow Job.

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I totally went there.

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Madre de Bios.

So freaking epic.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Guest on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 10:45 am

HematiteBones wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

I like you.

You're not so bad yourself.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 10:55 am

Khan Temujin wrote:
HematiteBones wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

I like you.

You're not so bad yourself.

Oh I beg to differ. She is quite a bad girl. Once she crossed the street where there was no cross walk. That's Jaywalking hunny and it's a crime!

She also pulls the tags off of mattresses....very evil.

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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:10 pm

*runs off to pull tags off of mattresses* Don't worry Bones! I got you covered!
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by Guest on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:16 pm

J1NX wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:
HematiteBones wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

I like you.

You're not so bad yourself.

Oh I beg to differ. She is quite a bad girl. Once she crossed the street where there was no cross walk. That's Jaywalking hunny and it's a crime!

She also pulls the tags off of mattresses....very evil.

Damnit Jim! She's a doctor, not a criminal! Besides, I like bad girls.
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Re: Snow Job, from urban dictionary

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:20 pm

Khan Temujin wrote:
J1NX wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:
HematiteBones wrote:
Khan Temujin wrote:As for me, I built a miniature Jedi Temple with my first real snow.

I like you.

You're not so bad yourself.

Oh I beg to differ. She is quite a bad girl. Once she crossed the street where there was no cross walk. That's Jaywalking hunny and it's a crime!

She also pulls the tags off of mattresses....very evil.

Damnit Jim! She's a doctor, not a criminal! Besides, I like to hump roadkill.

FIXED

WTG Tom Green!

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