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Darth_Kitsune

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Post n°1

newfags ftw

by Darth_Kitsune on 1/4/2009, 11:15 pm

You are going to like this. True story. It was the end of 8th grade,
and my best friend threw a little party because his parents were away
for a couple days. What kind of party can a 8th grader throw, you know?
So only about over 9000 people showed up. 6 dudes...1 girl.

Just as you would expect, some crazy shit happened. This girl was a freak,
but hot as hell. She would always have that seductive look on her
face... the kind that gets you aroused just by looking at her. We were
all good friends in school, but never really chilled outside of it. We
were all about 14, and really sexually inexperienced. This girl
however, has fucked at least 20 different guys. From the moment she
walked in the house, we could tell what she wanted.

Lost in her desire, she began to grind up on the host. They made out for about 10 mins, but this girl wanted more. She made us all go into the host's
room, and play a modified version of spin the bottle. Basically,
instead of just making out, she would decide what to do with the guy.
At first we were shy, but pretty soon we all started to jack off while
the girl did whatever she pleased.

The situation quickly escalated. She was getting fucked in turns, by 3 different guys, fighting over her pussy like the kids that they were. I would've joined
them, but then she waved me to come over. My dick was probably the
hardest its ever been. Sticking straight out, and pulsating; I felt
like it was gonna explode. To my surprise, she grabbed it and just
stuck it in her mouth without warning. I had never had my dick sucked
before, but let me tell you, it was amazing.

Game as it was, I was ready to cum in seconds. I didn't know what to do, so I asked her where I should blow my load. And at that moment, she said something I will never forget. She turned to me and said, "read the first word of
each paragraph."

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Alcatraz

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Post n°2

Re: newfags ftw

by Alcatraz on 1/5/2009, 10:42 am

fawk! YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I got owned... ill admit it. Fucking bastard.

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0pp0siti0n

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Post n°3

Re: newfags ftw

by 0pp0siti0n on 1/6/2009, 8:05 am

Aceofspades

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Post n°4

Re: newfags ftw

by Aceofspades on 1/20/2009, 12:26 pm

that is so fawking epix!

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Post n°5

Re: newfags ftw

by J1NX on 1/21/2009, 7:42 am

This thread has been moved due to its WTF nature.

Have a nice day.

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