How to fight the Tarrasque

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Sat 01 Mar 2008, 6:57 pm

You don't.
avatar
0pp0siti0n
Legendary Member
Legendary Member


Number of posts : 645
Experience : 7478
Rep : 1

Character sheet
Name: Eden
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
5/99  (5/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by cArdInAl on Sat 01 Mar 2008, 9:30 pm

shift into dire rat form.....
avatar
cArdInAl
Member


Number of posts : 132
Experience : 7209
Rep : 0

Character sheet
Name: Elegy
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
15/99  (15/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Sun 02 Mar 2008, 10:52 pm

The Tarrasque has DR of 15/epic and regeneration 40. A dire rat does 1d4 damage. Even Tondar could have one shotted it.
avatar
0pp0siti0n
Legendary Member
Legendary Member


Number of posts : 645
Experience : 7478
Rep : 1

Character sheet
Name: Eden
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
5/99  (5/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by cArdInAl on Sun 02 Mar 2008, 11:35 pm

err..I am aware of that..referring to the picture...shift into dire rat form..SMACK dead cat
avatar
cArdInAl
Member


Number of posts : 132
Experience : 7209
Rep : 0

Character sheet
Name: Elegy
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
15/99  (15/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Guest on Mon 17 Mar 2008, 2:37 pm

I suppose this is where people would just give me a weird look if I just started into a long explanation of the incredible weakness of the Tarrasque so, I won't bother you guys with it it.
avatar
Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Sat 29 Mar 2008, 9:40 am

The Tarrasque is weak compared to what I can dream up.

Muwahahahaha!

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Thu 31 Jul 2008, 5:38 pm

J1NX, everyone is weak compared to what you can dream up, refer to my post about what I explain to my friends you are.
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Aceofspades on Thu 11 Sep 2008, 1:31 pm

Photobucket Image Hosting

^ that the thing we are talking aboot?
avatar
Aceofspades
Elite Member
Elite Member


Number of posts : 528
Experience : 7602
Rep : 1

Character sheet
Name: D.R. Philis
Primary Weapon: Humanity
Power Level:
4/10  (4/10)

http://www.facebook.com/sexytoastking

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:15 pm

Totally killable....ty for the pic

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:17 pm

I must admit toast... that is pretty baller.... Pretty f'n freaky too...
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:25 pm

Alcatraz wrote:I must admit toast... that is pretty baller.... Pretty f'n freaky too...

Its like japanese school girl tentacle love

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:27 pm

Yea, but not normal school girl, somehow the blonde headed, green eyed japanese chick with large breasts, tentacle love.
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:29 pm

Alcatraz wrote:Yea, but not normal school girl, somehow the blonde headed, green eyed japanese chick with large breasts, tentacle love.

....and a wang

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:31 pm

WTF? I brought it far, and you walked out of the box, and burnt it down around me. Bravo sir.
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:34 pm

Alcatraz wrote:WTF? I brought it far, and you walked out of the box, and burnt it down around me. Bravo sir.

....and a scat fetish

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:34 pm

I just choked on orange soda lol
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Guest on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:36 pm

The Tarrasque is easy. Just have Marvin the Martian in your party. He can beat the thing one handed.
avatar
Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:48 pm

Khan Temujin wrote:The Tarrasque is easy. Just have Marvin the Martian in your party. He can beat the thing one handed.

That is more like porn than anything I've said so far.....except for the scat thing

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Guest on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:53 pm

Nothing like your favorite sunday morning cartoon characters doing porn scenes with D&D monsters. I bett Samuel Jackson was in that scene too.
avatar
Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 1:55 pm

What?

WHAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!?!
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:13 pm

Alcatraz wrote:Twat?

TWAT AINT NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN TWAT?!?!


I bet they do....

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:15 pm

lol....
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:23 pm

Alcatraz wrote:lol....

I know...wasn't my best work....but ya gotta give me that it will offend the people that never read our stuff lol

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by Alcatraz on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:27 pm

Yea, that's the shame of you and me posting... I hope Darth can catch up after all this.
avatar
Alcatraz
Digital God
Digital God


Number of posts : 1477
Experience : 8300
Rep : 8

Character sheet
Name: Mordrid Grey
Primary Weapon:
Power Level:
27/99  (27/99)

Back to top Go down

Re: How to fight the Tarrasque

Post by J1NX on Tue 02 Dec 2008, 2:33 pm

Alcatraz wrote:Yea, that's the shame of you and me posting... I hope Darth can catch up after all this.

Not possible I think....he doesn't have the tanacity we have....btw 1137 after this

_________________
avatar
J1NX
Administrator
Administrator


Number of posts : 2407
Experience : 10331
Rep : 10

Character sheet
Name: J1NX
Primary Weapon: Technomancy
Power Level:
10/10  (10/10)

Back to top Go down

Page 1 of 2 1, 2  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum