Obsessed with size? (And other funny stuff)

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Obsessed with size? (And other funny stuff)

Post by Guest on Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:49 pm


This from the 'Daily Pilot Paper' in Newport Beach, California.

In a delicate, two-hour
procedure at a hospital in Newport Beach, Calif., in September,
firefighters carefully sawed off the inch-thick metal
dumbbell-tightening ring into which a man had inserted his cookie three
days earlier. He told surgeons his plan was to lengthen the organ, to,
as he put it, "make me the chief of my tribe." By the time he got to
the hospital, his member was swollen to more than twice its normal
size, and sawing the ring off (without cutting the skin) was the only
way to save it.
[Daily Pilot (Newport Beach), 9-22-09]


..."make me the chief of my tribe."...
Really? Why has this not been mentioned before??
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Post by Guest on Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:59 pm

Fine Points of the Law
Judge James Morley dismissed animal cruelty charges in September against former Moorestown, N.J., police officer Robert Melia Jr., who had been caught in 2006 attempting to sexually gratify himself using calves' mouths. Because the state has no anti-bestiality statute, Melia was charged with animal "cruelty," but Judge Morley said he was uncertain whether the acts were "cruel" or merely confusing.
He reasoned that calves would normally recognize an appendage in their mouths as the prelude to food. If the calf could speak, said Judge Morley, it might merely say, "Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk."

(Philadelphia
Daily News, 9-24-09)
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Post by Guest on Sun 01 Nov 2009, 12:07 am

On Aug. 28, a suicide bomber
approached Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Nayef, intending to kill them both
using a new, mysterious device that an al-Qaida video had earlier
proclaimed would be impossible to detect. The terrorist blew up only
himself, though, and security investigators concluded that his "bomb"
was a 3-inch-long explosive hidden in his rectum. A Transportation
Security Administration official downplayed the puny power of such a
small device (but its effectiveness in bringing down an airplane is
still an open question). [Sunday Star Times (Wellington,
N.Z.)-Australian Associated Press, 9-4-09]
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