Latebloomers = elephante's bane

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Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by cArdInAl on Fri Oct 24, 2008 10:48 pm

So, yeah a 39 year old woman called me "very articulate" and then hit on me...friggin chiseled features...I'm like a male Goldie Locks..always attract the too old or too young..rarely juuuuuust right...either robbing the cradle or digging the grave..


Ich halte einen Elefanten in meinen Hosen.

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by Aceofspades on Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:25 am

Damn, welcome to my world! but usually im robbing the cradle... of the apocalypse
Without Wings We Cannot Fly Without Empathy We Shall Fall
SO IGNORANTLY ARROGANT: to disregard life for the sake of pleasure and praise ourselves with the spoils of death
Is this the true nature of humanity? It is simply so very SeLFisH

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by cArdInAl on Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:29 am

haha very nice touch there. dern heathen women!


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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:03 am

cArdInAl wrote:or too young..

That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by scaramunga on Tue Oct 28, 2008 6:49 pm

0pp0siti0n wrote:
cArdInAl wrote:or too young..

That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."


scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."

lol, it seemed appropriate.

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by 0pp0siti0n on Mon Nov 10, 2008 5:36 pm

scaramunga wrote:
0pp0siti0n wrote:
cArdInAl wrote:or too young..

That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."


scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."

lol, it seemed appropriate.

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Atta boy.

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by J1NX on Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:35 pm

0pp0siti0n wrote:
scaramunga wrote:
0pp0siti0n wrote:
cArdInAl wrote:or too young..

That part reminded me of a conversation I overheard at a bowling ally years ago.
Guy 1 - "Dude, I got 2 words for you: jail bait."
Heavier guy - "2 words: worth it."


scara - "2 words: Prison Rape."

lol, it seemed appropriate.

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I don't always pick up on subtext, but in retrospec I find that I get hit on by cougars more than I'm aware of.

Atta boy.


Unfortunately I get more Bears

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Re: Latebloomers = elephante's bane

Post by Darth_Kitsune on Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:52 pm

J1NX wrote:Unfortunately I get more Bears


lawl, im guess ones not of the Yogi verity

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